Little boy, "Do germs say words?" "I'm going to marry YOUUUU!" as he hits me really hard.
Cutest girl during a painful dressing change, "I don't like you right now."
Same girl during the second enema, "i'm mad at you."
My heart broke as I explained that I didn't want to hurt her but I do want her to get better.
Later I asked her if we were friends again and she quietly said, "no."
I asked her if we could be friends later and she said, "probably."
Oh what a weekend!